I am a SAHM to three kids, two cats and one dog. I spend my time pleading with my kids to stop driving me crazy and researching mental hospitals where I can someday spend my days playing bingo and underwater basket weaving.

Likes

• sleeping past 6am
• reading books that don't include cartoon like characters
• lounging near the kiddie pool and eating mac n cheese with hotdogs.

Dislikes

• whining
• people who hurt kids or animals
• abortion